In America things are different

If there's one thing I've learned from being an American these last ten years, it's that our enemy has no regard for decency or human life. Those savage Muslims will stop at nothing to kill freedom, democracy, and puppies.

And I also know that things are different here. That's why I'm so appalled at the dirty lies in this article from the Daily Mail:

And this is the shocking film to show how U.S. Marines were used in hundreds of experiments by the US military to test the limits of nuclear bombs between 1951 and 1957. 

During many of those tests, soldiers who thought of themselves as ‘ground grunts’ and were sworn to secrecy witnessed the atomic explosions first-hand, and from close range, before the devastating health risks of those bombs were fully understood.

Wait a minute.  So you're telling me the government decided to send a bunch of working class kids to sit out in the desert next to nuclear explosions just to see what would happen?  Oh I'm sure!

 "How many sons of bankers and senators do you imagine were in those trenches?" some dirty liberal hippie is probably asking right now.

I wouldn't click that link if I were you, and I most certainly wouldn't watch the video.  It's toxic propaganda that will probably turn you into a communist, and quite possibly a homosexual.

That's all for now; I'm off to my neighborhood Homeland Security meeting.