"I carry with me this constant solace: if I ever give up on my own life, I can always become a sports fan."

-Charlie McDanger's page-a-day calendar

In America things are different

If there's one thing I've learned from being an American these last ten years, it's that our enemy has no regard for decency or human life. Those savage Muslims will stop at nothing to kill freedom, democracy, and puppies.

And I also know that things are different here. That's why I'm so appalled at the dirty lies in this article from the Daily Mail:

And this is the shocking film to show how U.S. Marines were used in hundreds of experiments by the US military to test the limits of nuclear bombs between 1951 and 1957. 

During many of those tests, soldiers who thought of themselves as ‘ground grunts’ and were sworn to secrecy witnessed the atomic explosions first-hand, and from close range, before the devastating health risks of those bombs were fully understood.

Wait a minute.  So you're telling me the government decided to send a bunch of working class kids to sit out in the desert next to nuclear explosions just to see what would happen?  Oh I'm sure!

 "How many sons of bankers and senators do you imagine were in those trenches?" some dirty liberal hippie is probably asking right now.

I wouldn't click that link if I were you, and I most certainly wouldn't watch the video.  It's toxic propaganda that will probably turn you into a communist, and quite possibly a homosexual.

That's all for now; I'm off to my neighborhood Homeland Security meeting.

"The human disposition is such that a man could set his life on a course of constant self-improvement, and by his dying days be only half so noble as the common dog."
-Charlie McDanger's page-a-day calendar

"Blessed are the meek, for they won't give us any trouble."
-Charlie McDanger's Guide to Government

Q & A with Charlie

Q: Charlie, how did you end up with so many dogs?

A:

(Doc and Roadie, c. 2005)

"If you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig. But if you put a blonde wig and fake tits on a pig, it'll at least get a ride home from the bar."
-Charlie McDanger's page-a-day calendar

"Patriotism is but one of a long list of excuses to not think for oneself."
-Charlie McDanger's page-a-day calendar

When you think government can't get any dumber

Now it's illegal to throw a frisbee or football on Los Angeles beaches.

The updated rules now prohibit “any person to cast, toss, throw, kick or roll” any object other than a beach ball or volleyball “upon or over any beach” between Memorial Day and Labor Day.

Should you decide your freedom is worth more than these imbecilic rules, there's a $1000 fine waiting for you.  Oh yeah, and if your kids like to dig sand castles, make sure there are no holes deeper than 18 inches. That's good for a fine, too.

Yay America!

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